What am I laughing at, you ask?

My sister. Her friend cut her hair during a play date...

and we're all pretty amused by the results.

"No, really, I need a professional. Mom keeps taking a scissors to my head trying to fix things and I'm no expert, but I suspect she's making it worse. Please fit me in. Oh no! Here she comes with the scissors again! What do I DO? Can you talk to her, PLEASE?"