(Yeah, you better be nervous. It ain't ALL cuteness and smiles).
She tells stories that goes something like this: "Okay. So. Let's pretend there's a SEA turtle and he's on an adventure with his HAT. Okay? Okay. And they use a HAIRBRUSH to go to the store and get some BAGELS for their adventure. Not cookies, mama. BAGELS, okay? okay. With Raccoon. Do you want some bagels? Huh? Blueberry bagels? Okay. We get you some. That's okay, turtle? That's okay." (and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. Okay? Okay.)"But I'm DOING something."
"Hang on one sec."
"But I'm PRETENDING not to listen."
And my personal favorite stalling line, used today for what I believe to be the first (and I hope to be the last) time:
"That just doesn't work for me right now, Mama."


"I love you too much, Daddy" (a phrase coined by a Turkish friend of ours and used by the Grossman family ever since).
"I love you to the moonshine and back, Mommy" (slight variation on a phrase coined by author of a kid's book with bunnies--forget the name).


Silliness comes in many forms.
Dancing the Tushy-Butt Dance is a fun expresssion of that these days--
(I'll leave that visual up to your imagination).
Making up silly songs that end with crazy faces is always a hit.
Words that rhyme are HILARIOUS! If she can't think of a word that rhymes with the one she just said, she'll just say the same word again.
"Did you see that, Mom? I RHYMED!"