Hey, Ma! Could you check this out? I think the dog drooled on my head.

I plan on coloring her blue in retaliation.

Seriously? You're taking away the marker? How's a girl supposed to defend herself around here?

Fine. But I'm about to turn around, crawl to the cilantro and parsley and eat it.

Faster than you can say "Don'tcolorthedogdon'tchewthemarkergivemethatplease"

So there.