Here are a few things I've said recently that sort of crack my mom and dad up, so I thought I'd share:

"Whoa! It's froggy out this morning!"

"Can I go out and jump in the muddles?"

Winnie: Mom, can I have some water please?"
Mom: Sure, babe, nice asking.

Winnie: I didn't even have to whine!

Dad (at piano): This is C...D...E..

Winona: Where's the W, Daddy?