Here are a few things I've said recently that sort of crack my mom and dad up, so I thought I'd share:
"Whoa! It's froggy out this morning!"
"Can I go out and jump in the muddles?"
Winnie: Mom, can I have some water please?"
Mom: Sure, babe, nice asking.
Winnie: I didn't even have to whine!
Dad (at piano): This is C...D...E..
Winona: Where's the W, Daddy?